I'm Such a Studd

Hi my name’s Sparky! What’s yours? Ohhh, look…a squirrel!!!!… Sorry, my daddy says my real name is TwoCross Greenwood’s I am Spartacus, but naaahhh…I’m Sparky…sometimes my momma even calls me Sparkadoodle! My momma also makes me a treat called Stud Muffins. I’m not sure what CoQ10, folic acid and niacin are, but boy oh boy do they taste good! Peanut butter, pumpkin seeds and coconut oil are some of my favorites and momma puts them all in there!

Momma says Stud Muffins are what helps me make such large litters of pretty babies, daddy says they’re gonna land me on the Jerry Springer show with all those puppies. I don’t know what any of that means, but I love being a stud if it means momma keeps making Stud Muffins.

Momma gave my sister Lady (yeah right…she thinks she’s a Princess…hahaha) some of my Stud Muffins when she was getting ready to have puppies. I’m not sure what that had to do with it, but she had 6 beautiful puppies. Momma says I’ve helped produce litters of 7, 9, 10, 11 and 13 with the help of Stud Muffins. All I know is they taste yummy and I get them for about 2 to 3 weeks before I go see Dr. Feelgood (well, her name is really Dr. Lopate, but I call her Dr. Feelgood…she’s fun!).

Momma promised she will always make me Stud Muffins, but said she’s going to make extra for other studs or “princesses”. Just ask her to make some for you too! UhhhOhhh…gotta go, it’s time to go help daddy in the yard. I love helping him in the garden...but I’m not sure why he gets so upset when I wanna play tug-o-war with the garden hose…isn’t that what it’s for?

See ya later…Sparky