Hangin' out for Chillaxin'
Hiya! My name is Loki! Well actually, momma says my name is TwoCross Greenwood’s Master of Mischief. I’m not sure why she calls me that though, I’m not mischief. I just get excited when I meet new people, or see new things, or meet new dogs or hear the neighbors, or go on car rides or to the park or, or, or... Ok, maybe I do cause a little trouble when I get excited, but I can’t help it…It’s just so much fun doing all those things! I don’t mean to get excited and knock people over; I just want to show them that I really like them!
My momma gives me something called Chillaxin’ anytime we have people coming over, especially if there are little people with them. I love little people, I think daddy calls them kids. They’re so much closer to the ground, I can give them hugs when I jump up…daddy fusses at me for tackling them, whatever that is!
But anyway, momma also gives me Chillaxin’ anytime there are loud noises going on, like something called fyrwerx or when they were building a new fence around my jungle, that’s what I call the backyard cause I like to play jungle dog when I’m outside and sneak up on my human sister. I really didn’t like something called the airshow, I don’t like loud noises, and momma and daddy don’t like it when I bark. Nobody was happy on something called New Year or 4th of July till my momma started making me Chillaxin’.
I’m not sure what Chillaxin’ is, but I love the way it tastes. Peanut butter and pumpkin are some of my favorites, and momma puts lots of both in there. I heard her telling the mommy of the little people that they also had Melatonin, L-Theanine, Tryptophan, Magnesium and Valerian Root in them. I don’t know what any of that is, but they make me not upset about the loud noises. I don’t even want to jump up when mommy’s friend and her little people come over. I still want to play with them, but I don’t get in trouble for trying to jump on them. Daddy says they chill me out so I’m not such a meathead.
Momma said she will make some Chillaxin’ for you too. Just have your momma tell my momma you want some! You’ll really love them. Oopps…gotta go, I just saw daddy get the car keys, that means it’s time for a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Keep Chillin'…Loki