Don't Hate Me 'Cuz I'm Beautiful

My name is TwoCross Greenwood’s Lady Domina.  My family and friends call me Lady.  I haven’t decided about you yet…I have to think about what I want you to call me.  

First, you must understand, I’m not a dog, I’m a Princess!  My mommy and daddy told me so.  They also told me I’m the most beautiful bully baby in the whole wide world, and they would never lie to me.

I wanted to tell you about the treats my mommy made for me.  They’re called “Don’t Hate me ‘Cuz I’m Beautiful”.  She made them for me after she and daddy got the brilliant idea of me having puppies.  They wanted another little girl as beautiful as me.  Ha!... face it folks…no one will ever be as beautiful as me, but my puppies were really cute.  But anyway, after 6 weeks of those little monsters, I mean my darling puppies, chasing me around, I was pretty stressed out.  I lost a lot of my fur and it was prickly and rough.  My daddy really hurt my feelings when he said I looked homeless!!!  I was mad at him for almost a whole 15 minutes over that one, I can tell you!!!  But mommy came to the rescue.  She started making Beautiful treats for me.  And WOW did they work!  My coat came back full and softer than it was when I was a puppy.  I heard mommy telling our friend that they have something called Biotin, CoQ10. Melatonin, Zinc and lots of vitamin A and B.  I don’t know about all of that, but they’re yummy and my mommy makes them just for me because after all, I am the Princess!  She even made me two different types, one with lots of yummy peanut butter and the other one with yummy pumpkin.  For some reason, mommy calls the pumpkin ones Skinny Beautiful and she makes them for me in the summer when it’s too hot to go out on lots of walks.  She says they help me stay fit and “skinny”!  But why would anyone want a skinny bulldog, ummm…I mean Princess?  

Mommy gives Beautiful to my silly brother Sparky.  I don't know why, he's not a Princess, he's a just a boy!  But I guess they work for him too because his coat is really soft and daddy isn't mad at him for shedding all the time anymore.  As long as I get my share, I guess he can have some too...after all, he is my brother. 

My mommy makes Don’t Hate me ‘Cuz I’m Beautiful for me (and some for Sparky too), but she said something about sharing them.  I’m not sure I like that idea, but as long as there are still plenty for me, I guess it’s OK.  After all, a Princess should always take care of her subjects!   

Ummm…I’ve got to go now, I think I hear mommy telling me it’s time for a treat.  I have to time it just right…I can’t let her think she’s in charge when everyone knows, the Princess is in charge, but if I wait too long before I go, she might get mad. Ok, 3rd time she called me…perfect time to go get my treat.  

Let my mommy know if you want to try Don’t Hate me ‘Cuz I’m Beautiful to see if your coat can be as shiny and soft as mine is!
 

Best Wishes…TwoCross Greenwood’s Lady Domina
 

PS...I’ve decided it’s OK for you to call me Lady!